A Oh that face mask must really protect you, from being good at softball.
B Oh, somebody hits for you? I'm sure its just so that you can save yourself for right field.
C Oh, the coach on the other team told everyone to move in? Im sure it's just because he wanted everyone to see how pretty you are.
D Oh, there's 2 ducks on the pond? Well then you better get a hit... quack quack.
E Oh, you can't hit a change up? It's probably because you're too good to hit slow pitching.
F Oh, you cut your hair short like a boy? At least you're keeping every body guessing.
G Oh, you cut your leg sliding? Make sure you keep showing it to people everyday, it helps the healing process.
H Oh, you grunt when your pitch? I thought we were playing softball not tennis.
I Oh, you have to throw with the same person every day? Don't mix it up...the world might end.
J Oh, you made a bad throw to first? Are you ok? You keep grabbing your arm and twisting it like you pulled a muscle.
K Oh, you missed that ball? Maybe if you look in your glove long enough it will appear.
L Oh, you play softball and you're straight? I thought that you didn't exist.
M Oh, you slap your back with your bat? You must hit the ball really hard.
N Oh, you threw your helmet at the dugout after you struck out? At least you hit something today.
O Oh, you throw side arm? Everybody appreciates your solid mechanics.
P Oh, you were 1 for 14 this weekend? Stay hot kid, stay hot.
Q Oh, you always tell your players how bad they are doing? I'm sure that'll motivate them to win for you.
R Oh, the center fielder forgot to yell fence and you ran into it? She's probably over the fact that you cheated on her
S Oh coach doesn't put you in until your ten runs ahead? It's okay, she's just saving you for playoffs
T Oh, you hit the fence in the air? I'm sure it feels great when everyone tells you, "Almost kid, almost
U. Oh, you wear your visor backwards? What a fashion trend you set
V. Oh, you hit a bases loaded "sac fly"? I'm sure that was your intention